OH GODDAMN IT!

So, yeah, I just posted, but what the hell? This really fucking pisses me off really fucking bad.

EARL CAMPBELL NEVER PLAYED IN FUCKING TENNESSEE YOU DUMBASS FUCKING HICKS AND YANKEES! HE WAS A FUCKING OILER, NOT A GODDAMN BABY-EATING-SISTER-FUCKER!

Fuck ESPN, Bud Adams, and the state of Tennessee. I can't believe that the otherwise awesome Sam Houston came from that fucking place.

ESPN Can't Speak Spanish

Watching Sports Center this morning (big mistake), I caught ESPN's recap of last night's Astros game. In it, they mispronounced Q's name: instead of "um-bear-toh keen-ter-oh" it becomes "hum-ber-toh kwin-ter-oh."

I realize that Bristol is a long way from the border, and that Houston is just some sleepy ghost town to those Yankee fucks, but one would think that enough Hispanic athletes have passed through American sports since Roberto Clemente that ESPN could bother to pronounce their fucking names correctly.