Well...at least we'll get a good draft pick

Today was the game of the Texans' season. If they could win this one, then the last three games weren't a fluke.

So, of course, the Texans fucked it up. I don't know how they were only down by a TD when the game ended, because the whole game had the feeling of a blowout. Maybe it was that Adrian Peterson scored in the opening minutes of the game, or maybe it was that the QBs (Schaub was injured in the 1st half and was finally pulled after he made several terrible plays) kept committing turnovers, but the game felt like a 35-7 loss, not 28-21. So if they keep playing like this, what's their record going to be?

11/9 vs. Baltimore - LOSS. Their defense will kill us. What offense they have will play the Texans' defense like a well-tuned two-bit whore.

11/16 @ Indy - LOSS. They'll be going in with a two-game losing streak. The Colts suck this year, but not as much as the Texans. Plus, we're the Reds to their Oswalt.

11/23 @ Cleveland - WIN. Hey, they can handle this one. Maybe.

12/1 vs. Jacksonville - WIN. God, I hope so. It'll be Monday night, and I think God owes the people of Houston this much. Who am I kidding? He'll break all of our hearts in front of a national audience. LOSS.

12/7 @ Green Bay - LOSS. After the way the Packers dismantled the Colts? We're going to get killed.

12/14 vs Hicks - I'd give my left nut and whatever cash I have on me for the Texans to break up the sister-fuckers' perfect season. But it won't happen. LOSS.

12/21 @ Oakland - WIN. If not, well, shit.

12/28 vs Bears - LOSS. Gotta go out with a bang. And Forte and the Bears are just better than the Texans.

Final Record: 5-11. Fuckin wonderful.