He fucking blew that game. Awful. Just fucking awful.
It's the first fucking quarter. The Jaguars DON'T SEND THEIR FUCKING PUNT TEAM ONTO THE FIELD YOU DUMB FUCKS, and Kubiak DOESN'T FUCKING CALL TIME FUCKING OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE?!! So the Jaguars snap directly to their FB, who easily beats our punt return team WHO WERE ON THE FIELD BECAUSE KUBIAK IS THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER EVER and gets the TD. And the defense just gave up in the second half, giving the Jaguars 17 points. Fucking tackle, for christsakes.
Scaub looked good. The receivers looked good. Slaton was wonderful. What the fuck more could you ask for? Oh yeah, a defense and a coach with a fucking brain. Fuck. The Texans tie it up to go to OT, but they lose the coin toss and the game. Fucking hell, I hate being a Houston fan.
Ausmus hit a two-run homer in his final game as a Good Guy. I wrote this song for him in honor of his service for the last decade. It goes to the tune of "Mandy."
Oh Bradley,
well you came and you hit like a girl,
but you played great defense,
oh Bradley
I like it a lot.
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